Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .

by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018

Buffy

Only the best show to ever exist. A show with kickass girls, hot vampires, great dialouge, and several apocalypses.

I'm gonna go Buffy on your ass!

by Jacquelyn Leonard February 13, 2005

Buffet Smell

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.

'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'

by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012

Sex-Buffet

Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on

Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on

by Crapfromdastreet April 23, 2015

Buffed

Used in the gaming community, it can be interchangeable with the word "strengthened".

The weapons in the game were too weak, so the programmers buffed them to appease the groaning game users.

by Good Gnus July 7, 2014

Buffalo Butt Buddies

When two or more people are driving side by side at a speed below the speed limit, and thus blocking any way to pass them.

Sorry I was late for work i got stuck behind two idiot Buffalo Butt Buddies that wouldn't let me pass.

by Wybutt March 15, 2015

Buffalo Bill Dance Party

When one or more dudes get super drunk and drop their pants and tuck their penis to look like a vagina (see also "The Sister"), and dance in front of their friends saying "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!" (Works best when the song "goodbye horses" by Q Lazzarus is playing)

The other night Grover got really drunk and proceeded to have a one-man Buffalo Bill Dance Party in front of everyone.... I sent the video to his mom!

by BeautifulLoser March 4, 2017