Bisexual Woman Theory

They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.

Bisexual Woman: I like Zendaya and Jason Bateman.

Me: You have validated the Bisexual Woman Theory.

by Kobra C. June 24, 2021

non-confirmed bisexual

finn wolfhard

Finn wolfhard is a non-confirmed bisexual. finn wolfhard is bisexual, but he doesn't know/tell ppl. i know this because i am also a bisexual male that plays music. i have a very good gaydar.

by ThatLittyKidd May 17, 2020

PG-13 Bisexual

When you're straight but would make out with someone of the same gender.
You would only do PG-13 things with someone of the same sex.

Nicole: hey do you see that girl over there?
Julia: yeah! she's cute!
Nicole: I'd make out with her but I don't want my face near another girl's vagina.
Julia: you're PG-13 bisexual for sure, girl!

by tsunamikitten January 18, 2015

battle-axe bisexual

a bisexual who calls out biphobia, and believes bi = pan

eric: I'm a battle-axe bisexual
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia

by warmchaii April 23, 2020

bisexual

When you ask out Rebecca and she says no so you resort to asking every other girl out but the say no and you end up liking boys aswell.

Taylor liked Rebecca but is now bisexual.

by bigDADDYbowker May 24, 2018

Bisexual Conga Line

A bisexual conga line is when a man is fucking a man who is also fucking a woman. This can continue with as many people as possible. Some women involved would have to wear a strap on.

Man, last night was crazy. Rachel invited a bunch of people over to her dorm for a bisexual conga line.

by TonyHunk June 21, 2020

Bisexual Disaster Goblin

A sub-type of Disaster Bisexual. A being of pure chaos. Has a propensity to collect things like dice. Ofttimes in emulation of cottage-core, obsesses over frogs, mushrooms, and other aesthetic facets.

"There isn't a bigger Bisexual Disaster Goblin than Stepf. She loves her clicky-klacky dice"

by Crechum September 6, 2021