Jail biscuit

likened to a cracker in jail consumed without remorse by inmates of the prison. Hence a jail buscuit is the a person who is consumed by everyone or is everyones bitch, used until there is nothing left

Suacy pow is a jail biscuit

by hytman February 12, 2013

Zeus Biscuit

When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.

I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.

by ShinDigglett February 4, 2015

Bending A Biscuit

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.

I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.

by Waddle Doodle November 16, 2007

Twist a Biscuit

To roll a blunt. As used by Raekwon of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Yo man, let me just twist a biscuit up in here.

by 780N3 February 17, 2010

The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.

Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017

Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.

Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?

by otherdustin May 1, 2010

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008