ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

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I did ur mom so hard

I did ur mom sooooooooooooooo hard that she cried in excitement and said “ahh~ yessss~that HiT tHe SpOt~”

Devon: that math test was so hard😩
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒

by Bi Stan May 1, 2022

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

by Zapidom June 30, 2021

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Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd

The ridiculously long name of Lana Del Rey's upcoming 9th studio album, out March 10, 2023.

Stream Lana's new song Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd!

by olivia bensonola December 7, 2022

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eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

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