Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.
Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 19, 2010
(WOO WHO gurl) noun -plural, Woo Who Girls -that type of female who yells out "WOO WHO" as an exclamation, agreement or a sudden happiness. Woo Who Girls are the type to holler out "woo who!" when their boyfriend's team scores a point. Frat boys date Woo Who Girls. Wine coolers are their drink of choice.
Brittany hollered out "WOO WHO!" as her boy friend Alan's favorite football team scored a touchdown.
That's when Tiffany said to Alicia, 'OMG! That Brittany is totally a Woo WHO girl.
Sorority Girl 1: "Hey Brittany, wanna go to a bitchin' party at Phi Omega Alpha tonight? There's gonna be live music and free wine coolers!"
Brittany: "WOO WHO! I'm ready to party!"
Sorority Girl 2: "Gawd Brittany, yer such a Woo Who Girl.
That's when Tiffany said to Alicia, 'OMG! That Brittany is totally a Woo WHO girl.
Sorority Girl 1: "Hey Brittany, wanna go to a bitchin' party at Phi Omega Alpha tonight? There's gonna be live music and free wine coolers!"
Brittany: "WOO WHO! I'm ready to party!"
Sorority Girl 2: "Gawd Brittany, yer such a Woo Who Girl.
by shtetl_mensch July 17, 2006
similar to the phrase "look whos talking". You say this to a creepy stalker who lurks in the shadows who accuses you of stalking after finding out by stalking you.
by crackfairy January 24, 2010
A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.
Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out
Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out
by theunfunnycomedian April 13, 2021
by Ollie March 05, 2005
Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.
by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010
The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.
Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
by everyoneshouldhaveadumbass2pay October 30, 2010