Brandon

Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.

Can someone tell Brandon to stfu

by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019

Brandon

A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.

I hate Brandon.

by chlomosexual123 March 6, 2016

Brandon

He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.

Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.

by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020

Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.

Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.

by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016

Brandon

A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.

Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?

Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.

by PineappleChicken December 30, 2018

Brandon

A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.

"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."

by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015

Brandon

Someone who looks like George "Joji" Miller and denies it when people tell him its true

Person 1: Hey you look like Joji!

Person 2: I am not a BRANDON

by Enigm_A November 10, 2018