jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 29, 2006

Savannah Finger Yourself

When a Savannah Begining with the last name of 'M OR R' fingers herself.
Most Tom's or Richards or Garrys want to finger her.

She does it 3 to 4 times a day.
Most Savannah's do it.
If you know a Savannah that doesnt. Finsger her or tell her to contact me at: 045968449.

Woah its a Savannah

How many times do you think she fingers herself?

I dunno but shes pretty Hot.

Savannah Finger Yourself Now.

Okay.

by Just helping Mark December 14, 2010

go fuck yourself

If you need to look this up, you should try this sometime.

Tony: Go fuck yourself Steve, not my girlfriend!
Steve: What does go fuck yourself mean?
Tony: Do it douchebag.

by That_guy_over_there_42 July 11, 2014

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 03, 2020

Love yourself day

National love your self day, you love yourself no matter what you always love yourself but today you have to because there are people that don’t but you will you will love yourself TODAY

Someone: I love myself today

Some other person: she never loved herself, huh must be love yourself day

by a.random.stranger.that.loves.u December 13, 2020

let yourself off

To nut; an action you can do late at night to calm yourself down to sleep! let yourself off

I tell my friends when they can’t sleep to let themselves off by saying, “just let yourself off and you’ll fall fast asleep”

by Gerry rigged August 03, 2020

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020