jonas

A gaslighter - steer clear of anyone named jonas

Jonas is a gaslighter

by wowiewowowow January 2, 2024

Jonas

Definitely the best looking boyfriend a girl could have. Very muscular, handsome, nice character and a great sense of humor.
He is also very intelligent and knows how to deal with problems.
And about this rumors about the short dick he's showing on younow: They aren't true. The were written by a jealous Peter who lost his girlfriend because of Jonas.

Girl 1: Hey, I finally have a boyfriend!
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Jonas!
Girl 2: Oh this awesome guy?! Oh I'm so jealous on you!

by Steakhamburger January 2, 2017

Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips

Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas

by Viggoboii November 5, 2019

Jonas

the sexiest guy alive and Has the biggest cock and knows how to fuck

Girl: Omg jonas fucked me soo good I still can”t use my legs

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025

Jona

Doing a Jona, is when someone older is dating a younger person. The point at which it is not illegal but not right.

J: Ooh I am going to the disco tonight
S: Oh really?
J: Yep
S: Dont do a Jona!!!
J: Hahahah I won't

by bigbootydownlatinas August 14, 2023

Going Jonas

When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will

The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing

He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas

by You don’t need me September 18, 2020

Jonas Brothers

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.

The Jonas Brothers is going to be the cause of World War III.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023