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Martin County High School

a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
by 7722222222222222 July 27, 2010
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Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.
"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."
by Jormungar November 21, 2009
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Dakota Ridge High School

An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.

This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.

The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.

In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!

DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
by Phunky Wagnalls February 5, 2012
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Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.
Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.
by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015
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Arsenal Discord High Ranks

Arsenal discord high ranks are in-classified species with the class of J (Jerk) class. They probably has an anime profile pictures which classifies them as J-1 (Jerk-1) and probably worships virtual game characters like a god.

They like using a slang classified as Jerk-2 which concludes “Ok and”, “Cry about it” Sometimes bullies low ranks
Good and Kind High Ranks are classified as Jerk-1A. An alternate version of it.

J1, J-2 wastes their life on virtual level.

To identify high ranks, simply look at their level. 25+ is considered high ranks
Guy 1: hey did you hear about the new group of Arsenal Discord High Ranks
Guy 2: yea the group sucks ass lol
by crycrap is bald lol May 22, 2021
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Pine Creek High School

Pine Creek High School is a place filled with people who "fuck a different bitch every night" but don't know how to use a condom. Where every girl has the same uniform even though they're different from the rest of the girls. If you're black, you will be getting pussy all day because all the white bitches got jungle fever. The only relevant sport is football and you can't leave the locker room without getting raped by one of those hunks. Every girl has a crippling case of depression and anxiety and every guy suddenly becomes a psychologist. The teachers are all assholes and give a fuck ton of assignments and say you can finish them all because you have an iPad. Fuck this school with it's fake bitches and walking piles of shit they call guys.
person 1: oh you go to pine creek?
person 2: yeah its a shit hole
person 1: wait i thought you fucked a different girl every night?
person 2: nah i just say that to get clout in DECA
person 1: shit man pine creek high school is wack
by baadmaan332 November 20, 2019
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A school for James Charles' hopeless descendents
Kid 1: Omg did you go to the football game last night?? We won 55 - 0!
Kid 2: Dang, that's impressive!! Who did you guys play?
Kid 1: Bethlehem Central High School
Kid 2: nvm i take it back
by qscgukugcsq October 23, 2022
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