national give your girl best friend your hoodie day

april 11th: boys this is your day to give your girl best friend your hoodie

boy: i can’t wait to give you my hoodie on apirl 11th
national give your girl best friend your hoodie day is a great way to appreciate your bestie

by Boy bestie April 10, 2022

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

Friend

I also want to know

Person: Hey how are your friends?
Me: *cries*

by I have a cute ass, wanna see? May 23, 2020

Dog friend

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.

Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.

by rs09 February 18, 2024

Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 10, 2023

friends

something you don't have

I have no friends

by reallittlebitch July 3, 2016