Friends

Mythical expression for something that never was should have never been and prolly never will be because they can't ever grow tf up and act like total lame fags

Who the hell has friends

by DeadPuzzi December 3, 2021

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revenge friend

When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.

“Who are you texting right now? Is it serious? “No it’s just my revenge friend.”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

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Revenge Friend

A “friend” that you romantically pursue out of revenge for something that your significant other did.

“My wife pissed me off so bad tonight that I’m going to sext my revenge friend”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

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friend

never get friends
they will be your doom
dont trust friends
NEVER trust friends
friends are boolisheet

fuck you, i trusted you alot but you betrayed me!!! weren't we friends?

by susilysus December 5, 2021

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Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

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wartime friend

A friend who is helpful in moments of crisis, whose friendship is persistent when the conditions for friendship or happiness become difficult.

Todd is a wartime friend, he got me food and a lawyer after my accident even though he was working 80 hour weeks at the time.

The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.

by Freddy Boy1 February 10, 2024

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