cotton headed ninny muggin

a mean mean word used at the north pole with the elves
but your not a cotton headed ninny muggin!

buddy the elf.. whats your favorite color?

Buddy the elf is not a cotton headed ninny muggin.

by kkkkkttttttttt December 18, 2007

hot headed tea bag

When you tea-bag someone from the back and your balls are on there forehead, and you crap on there head.

I just developed the pictures from last week's party and saw that they gave me a hot headed tea bag.

by BoB-Robert July 7, 2008

bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!

dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!

by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007

light"head"ed

This one's for men. When you go to have sex, but can't get aroused.

"John, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh I'm just light"head"ed, maybe we can do this later?"

by thevoideater March 5, 2010

blow my head

Second hand smoke that can get you high.

"Dude don't blow my head I'm on probation."

by Kessa Bowman December 21, 2017

Nuclear War Head

Giving such intense head that the penis is rendered useless.

Conor was at bingo night with his grandma when she gave him Nuclear War Head under the bingo table until his penis was essentially a split banana.

by Nuclear War Head October 31, 2014

sex-bed-head

when a woman goes out in puplic not knowing that her hair looks fine from the front and sides but is totally knarled up in the back .

Hey, your hair is sticking straight out the back of your head. You totally have sex-bed-head.

by "D" in the house May 12, 2011