deez nuts

The best joke you could make
"Have you tried a-deez?"
"What?"
"a-deez nuts"
by Charweeuwus October 12, 2021
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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Rev the Nuts Off

To race an engine, usually out of gear, to speeds at or past the rev limiter, making the engine emit a dramatic cacophony of high RPMs, exhaust noise and parts rattling from the vibration of the engine being put to it's limits.

To run the engine at such high speeds that the vibration risks the engine coming apart catastrophically.

To race an engine to the point where the vibration loosens the nuts and bolts holding the engine together.

To push something to it's breaking point, or past it's safe working limits.
Jake revved the nuts off his subaru WRX until he threw a rod.

Samantha was so displeased at being cut off that she revved the nuts off her hayabusa at the next red light, while glaring at the driver that cut her off.

Did Tom rev the nuts off of my car when he borrowed it yesterday? Because it isn't running right anymore.
by Semi-Lucent April 15, 2020
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Nut Lucky

the act of nutting over your shoulder to stop a chick getting knocked up.
Dude nut lucky works better then pulling out.
by BootlegGranny October 10, 2020
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90’s nut

Remember a good ole 90’s nut? Just jerkin’ it off your own imagination, like a sorcerer.
by D. Soder April 18, 2020
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auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...
person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...
by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024
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no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person
Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.
by punanibitch December 24, 2020
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