Dog friend

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.

Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.

by rs09 February 18, 2024

friends

something you don't have

I have no friends

by reallittlebitch July 3, 2016

Best friend

2 gay people meet and talk everyday

Best friend

by 82738:&hsjdd December 27, 2021

revenge friend

When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.

“Who are you texting right now? Is it serious? “No it’s just my revenge friend.”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Friends

A show that I've seen but never watched.

Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2022

Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend

If someone were to say they had an "Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend" it would mean that the two were beyond friends, even beyond best friends. It would mean that these to people like each other. In other words, these people are sus. Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends are typically of the same gender and usually two boys. However, they could be two people of another gender as well.

Guy #1: "Man, Zach and Jesus used to be Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, I don't know what happened."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."

by Some Weird Random Dude December 21, 2021