Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
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Get the faithful friend mug.BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
Mike is my best-friend-gayle. We've known each other a long time.
People think we're together, but we're not. She's my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
People think we're together, but we're not. She's my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
by gmcqueen June 19, 2017
Get the best-friend-gayle mug.It's the step below the friend zone, that is fortified when said person tries to impress you with a PLC. Such a person also failed the Edwards Test three times by not studying how to tie a noose the night before the exam.
Hey, if you keep telling me how I need to take a course in getting bitches, I'll demote you to discord friend.
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