jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020

Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.

“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".

by TrickyT March 27, 2024

Jack & Amy Lightfoot

A couple that showed everyone else what living life truly could mean. That love could keep us alive and once in awhile a cool change IS for the better. That there is a once in a lifetime Lady for one long haired hippy boy up on Cripple Creek.

Damn that couple could be as happy as Jack & Amy Lightfoot one day.

by The daughter of Jack & Amy ... January 16, 2023

Jacking Ass

The Act of Being a Jackass
(Please approve this)

Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”

by 6ix9ine’s Cousin May 26, 2018

jack-o-ween

The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!

The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?

Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!

by Armpit Butter October 20, 2021

Jack

Jack has beautifully shaped eyes and a nice smile. He always seems to be happy, but is addicted to his phone.
Ya'll need a Jack in your life. They're irreplaceable. Just a really cool guy to chill with.

Person 1: What were you doing yesterday?
Person 2: Oh, ya'know, hanging with Jack.

by Troublemaker😉😁 November 21, 2021

Jack

Short zelda player leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooo! also likes spamming and is a sexy beast

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! was that jack i just saw

by TheBETA_GANGgang9728 August 14, 2023