by Sophie jensen April 30, 2022

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by ionlyspeakfscts June 18, 2022

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.
Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it
Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it
Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it
by XxBreadmakerxX April 3, 2018

"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"
by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019
