this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

One time

Cops. Police. Benny Blanco. Pigs. Fuzz. Twelve. Task. Rollers. Knockos/Narcos. Jake. Grass.

I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.

"In my ash tray is always a roach /
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose

by g-wiz-916 April 19, 2021

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022

Chucking One

Chucking one has many concepts but it reflects a mood or an action.

Chucking a fat mood
Chucking one in third gear
Na I'm chucking one
You fancy chucking one

by beczyadunkno April 20, 2018

Done one

Executed an action

I heard she ' done one ' on him.
Joe suddenly done one, and was gone.

by sipsipsoodo July 17, 2013

One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.

2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".

by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

The Chosen One

if in regard to a birthday on april 13th, homestuck reference. april 13th, or 413 is also known as 'homestuck day' bc its the day the 2009 webcomic "homestuck" by andrew hussie started, and the birthday of the arguably main character j. egbert.

yo you were born on april 13th?!? the chosen one, man.

by soul-fairre October 1, 2022