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Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.
Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.
by Obama Phone April 28, 2023
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Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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Arse bag

I don't want to meet you if you're going to shout at me, you arse bag.
by SeptemberSunset June 9, 2021
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Pinching bag

Used to describe a person who is abnormally vulnerable to pinching or a victim of accessive domestic pinching.
Elouise stop it! what do you think I am! A pinching bag?

Have you seen those bruises under his arms! His Girlfriend must use him as a pinching bag.
by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019
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Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding
Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!
by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010
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Glow Bag

A man considered by society as a weapon of precision. He has been combined with a ever illuminated disc golf bag via the process of Phagocytosis.
What’s that light over there?

Oh that’s just Glow Bag.
by DAD881 April 7, 2021
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bag of hoe

An insult used to describe an ex-girlfriend in a relationship that ended badly
Dude hows Bri?
Oh! I canned that
"bag of hoe "
by Eugenedust February 21, 2009
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