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I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
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Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
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Go Woke

You better not me talking about ME going woke!
Hym "I didn't 'Go Woke!' You motherfuckers went woke! You're canceling the tranny and by extension fucking with my beer of choice. You tried to hoist me on my own petard because you thought you were clever. Meatball Ron is over there banning a show the might be a subsidiarity element of my thing. You went FULL woke overnight on Oct 8th. I'm not the fucking woke one here. You politics idiot have literally 1 move. Uno reverse all the way. You're just doing now the shit THEY were doing UP UNTIL now. My consistency is unparalleled. You want and are trying to leverage my situation to get me to do Jordan's work-salesmen nonsense. And the situation itself is wrong (on it's face) under the auspices of your purported 'values.' You fucking charlatans. Each and every one of you."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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Go American

To initiate a killing spree on random or semi-random people, using a gun.
The school was always a peaceful place until the day Cody the incel decided to Go American.
by Stackramoni January 11, 2024
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Let's go Squad

A group of four or five young overly excited men that scream Let's Go over anything.
The dealer said to another dealer, "Here comes the Let's go Squad to bet a hundred on black."
by LT7441 January 15, 2024
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Go to Duluth

A phrase used to purge the faggots from the nice, warm-weather areas of the West Coast of the United States and move them to a place where being gay has realer, more negative consequences: Duluth, Minnesota.
This faggot just invaded San Francisco to butthole farm young boys via the Grindr algorithm. Somebody tell him to go to Duluth!
by Schrizzler January 16, 2024
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I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.
"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."
by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024
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