A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."
I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?
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