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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
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Hym "They're either doing it or they're not. I don't have to accept incredulity just because you don't want to tell a blind person whether or not he was correct when he asserted that the sky was blue. 'Well, I guess you need to find a way to become not blind.' I'm not doing it. 'Well, you're blind so there's nothing you can do about it.' And you're the one mocking the blind as they flounder around in the dark. You just want me to let you lead me. You want me to HAVE to let you lead me. It's a mandate. I'm not doing it. I'm not suffering the consequences of your own decisions I'm suffer at your hands."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
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A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.
Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story

Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"
by bemjanin September 20, 2020
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Doing a Hegarty

When you wait until everyone gets up to leave and then you go take a piss and leaving them to wait l
Hey guys sorry just I’m just doing a Hegarty
by Kitty3108 August 31, 2018
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Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af
Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.
by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 3, 2016
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1) the precursor to misery, toil and troubling endema on stock markets globally. to insight this remark is conjure econo-hell, stagflation and the livin' end on the world as we at that knew/know it.

it's a tough phrase but someone's gotta utter it.

woe betide the one who does, as it marks the makings of history in progress, a history for which while you alone weren't responsible, you know you alone can be called to account, but won't be and this is just something you'll have to cope you bastard with.

2) like anything really.
the tough guys: Sell! Sell! Seal! SELL! SELL!
you: *meekly* err... sell? the tough guys are all doing it
by silencut March 2, 2009
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