Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

No nut November

DON’T..... WELL YA UNDERSTAND

*Does IT in class*
Friend-BRO YOU CAN’T DO THAT ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER

by Jackson prock November 17, 2019

Bust a nut

The act of masturbating until ejaculation is called busting a nut.

Boy 1: Do you know Abdul was caught bust a nut in the loafing shed during our trip to farm?
Boy 2: Aren't loafing sheds the place where goats are kept? ....that sick ophidiophilic motherfucker.

by PussySlayer0892 October 31, 2019

Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 17, 2018

bongo nuts

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse

“Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”

by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022

No Nut November

No Nut November is a challenge that has grown in popularity. The challenge is exactly what it reads. U may not cum in the full month of November. BUT asof 2020 due to Covid-19 No Nut Noveber have officially CANCELED!!!. So lucky us.

FUN FACT: No Nut November has a short name for it. N.N.N is the nick name for No Nut November.

by Golden Gamer 096 November 3, 2020

Softee-nut

When you nut before you get a boner.

Dude, she was so hot, i did a softee-nut when i saw her naked

by ScratchyMcBallsack November 3, 2018