by Tommieess February 09, 2020
Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 09, 2024
Hey this mother fucker did me wrong, I asked him "do you like blackcock? Then I proceeded to put it in by fucking him over 10 times over so he will never forget who he fucked with...
by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
a joke from the fandom “swifties”
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
by imurmirrorbawll November 16, 2023
When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.
by SplitscreenFace November 07, 2022
Learning To Interpersonally Communicate Is One Thing But Not Getting Out Of People's Lives Will Get You Killed For Not Doing So
Learning To Interpersonally Communicate Is One Thing But Not Getting Out Of People's Lives Will Get You Killed For Not Doing So
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Hym "Why do people hate Ayn Rand?"
A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"
A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024