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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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Sebring High School

The absolute worst high school ever! The staff don't give a shit and neither do the students. Every year they care less and less. If you have the opportunity to go anywhere else do yourself that favour
Yeah I went to Sebring high school and barely passed because the teachers didn't care and fucked my shit up
by Vapid cunt August 1, 2017
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South high school

ass high school. located in new york. all the white people don't do anything besides drink white claw. They all smell like a pound of perfume or axel. Yall fr dont take showers. People talk shit in this school, but never say it to your face. This is school was rachet. All the coaches were pedos lolol
South high school was the worst place of my life
by thisiswhyurfatherleftu1010 September 8, 2021
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High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022
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Jersey Village High School

School located in Jersey Village, Texas
It's okay but theres a lot of fighting
Matthew: I'm going to a WWE game tonight
Emma: Why? We go to Jersey Village High School
by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021
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Athens Area High School

A school full of furrys, power-tripping teachers, country kids, and some normal people. This school is known for kids beating up other kids in the bathrooms and vaping. More kids vape in the school than there are teachers. There are a lot of kids that think or have depression and people don't care. the school has a various selection of red-headed sociopaths.
Athens Area High School is crazy as fuck
by Hahxjsdhajkxhdj November 22, 2021
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