Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))

Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife

by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018

exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021

sandbox friend

A sandbox friend is someone that you have more fun with than anyone else . They fill you Oxytocin so high it’s over Flowing .

Your so comfortable with them you can just be yourself

Your the best sandbox friend

by True friends October 6, 2020

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.

I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.

by Lunchann November 25, 2017