deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 6, 2024

irregular-double-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

irregular-double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

irregular-double-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and three great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

A Double Muskee

When two men tag team a woman with a pair of used wool socks as condoms.

She has to do her laundry after receiving A Double Muskee.

by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024