Jumbo Jack-it July

Just like Destroy Dick December, but for the month of July.

"I'm gonna go home and celebrate Jumbo Jack-it July all month bro!"

by Awesmoke July 14, 2025

Jack the ripper

Aaron Kozminski, although many call cases unsolved, it was solved by police.

Who was Jack the Ripper?
Aaron Kozminski.

by Expired human is v/ bad for u August 12, 2022

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

jack

annoying person who thinks he is the most popular and they also talk way to much

your a jack

by billy tilly December 7, 2021

Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 23, 2020

Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

Captain Jack's Crew

A dude and a chick that have been fucked by the same guy.

Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"

Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"

Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."

by death the fox September 2, 2011