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Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking
Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy
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Fake friends day

October 7 is the day to expose all your fake ass friends
Example:POST YO MFKIN FAKE FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️ Fake friends day
by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019
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friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.
Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!
by QuacksO April 19, 2018
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Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely
Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.
by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022
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Friends

Friends are amazing people who will always have your back. They look out for you and make sure that you are always ok. They laugh at you if you have done something stupid and make fun of you but at the end of the day you couldn’t survive without them.
I love my friends they are so supportive of me
by Anna_kaori January 27, 2020
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Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
Fake friends talk behind your back.
by kylierg October 7, 2019
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Fake friend

When your so what friends say “get the f**k out” to her best friend and makes you take the blame for everything. Also they talk sh*t.
by Slimy goat March 15, 2023
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