Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.

"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"

by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021

Snitchy friend

A friend that never stands up for u never defends u. Always preferes other more than u treat u different, tells all secrets at ur enemies.

Omg carla is such a snitchy friend she told everyone my secret

by Fairyfakes November 28, 2019

a friend's house

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager being kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving

I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over

by Sexydimma February 10, 2017

best friend

the person you hate most and compete against; someone who you enjoy bullying and harrassing (may include acts such as pushing and punching)

I punched Matthew when I saw him around the halls because he is my best friend

by nseisienndkskex April 21, 2022

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.

Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.

by Adrian666 September 15, 2022

fake friends

people who aren’t your real friends and don’t deserve your friendship

“Ugh y’all are such fake friends”
“...hehe”

by ddlovatolover13 February 6, 2019