friend crush

When you have a crush on someone, but you have absolutely no chance with them so youre just friends.

Another word for " friend-zoned "

person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...

person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.

person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.

by versatiledits January 19, 2019

Lifespan of a gay friend

21 - 22

Lifespan of a gay friend. 21 - 22

by titkok April 24, 2022

Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

Guy-friend

A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.

Guy-friend.....

by Sadie——- June 1, 2020

internet friends

a type of friends that you met on the internet or social medias.

"i met my internet friends on a social media platform"

by replies November 30, 2022

Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023