A british nerd who likes to self hype himself, he usually cant be bothered to do much as its too much for him so be warned, did i say that hes also a big nerd who will nerd out every 5 minutes, but he is also a fun guy and somehow weirdly always brings you back into his presence no matter how hard you might think "i need to run". he might smell a little like cheese no thats mean he doe- (no lol) really great friend and will drive you insane but great guy again
by Whosthathaven August 30, 2023

by smk2000 October 14, 2019

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Jack Ryan is the ultimate 2 stroke man no one can stop him and his 2 stroke passion he will never ride one of the gay 4 strokes and if he does it will be the last thing he rides , Jack is truly a meme in the flesh and he hates libtard
by Robbybobby420 October 27, 2019

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

Jack is a tall white man. Most people associates him as Percy Jackson. people say Jacks have dyslexia and dashing blonde hair. He has a anger problem so don't p*** him off or he will f**k you up real good. Jacks have underwater cribs in the great seas so he is undetected from all of his enemies. Some girls dig him but he does not feel the same way so people call him "The Heart Breaker"
Jacks are realistic and scary.
Jacks are realistic and scary.
PERCY JACKSON!!!!
by TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES June 1, 2018

Jack a homosexual who you thought was straight but turns out he isn't. He sucks at videogames and all male related activities. Including but not limited to; capitalist economics(because he is a dirty commie), and making jokes. You won't know he's gay until you find him sucking off your mans behind Denny's.
by ELOSITO February 28, 2020
