Jack Hemsley

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.

Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.

by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019

Jack

He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die

He is Jack

by Sbeiiritndudjen334 October 4, 2022

Jack Rabbit

When you're going m4a1 fast on a girl .

I'm bout to 360 jack rabbit this bitch 👌

by Anal Finger Banger November 2, 2018

Jack fowler

Jack fowler is an absolute king of the fittys (guys plz accept it’s just a funny joke 😂)

Wow he’s such a jack fowler

by Hellooooodhdbejejsj June 30, 2019

Jack

Violet Parr's worst nightmare

You know Violet Parr? She's not scared of anything... apart from Jack

by Jonny10shoes June 3, 2022

Jack in the box

When a guy jacks off in a box

Damn did you see Dave jack in the box

by Brady click July 7, 2018

faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012