DOGE bag

Nickname for Elon Musk. It's a play on douche bag.

Trump's DOGE bag is destroying the federal government.
DOGE bag's rocket blew up shortly after launch.

by EvilEllen666 March 11, 2025

Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag

Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall

by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018

bag

A risky and unorthodox maneuver usually done to gain a crooked advantage.

"I think I can bag a few points on the essay"
"How?"
"I'll make it so long they won't read it and just give me a good grade."

by HausLit August 12, 2024

Moob bag

Bag of male fatty breast also know as Moobs

Archie is a Moob bag

by Harrytustin26 May 10, 2023

the dad bag

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017

flaming douch bag

Daw W

When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag

by ____penie November 9, 2017

Plastic bag

A term used for someone who shares the same qualities of a plastic bag: flimsy, used, gets thrown away after being used, fake, empty until temporarily filled.

Him: My ex reminds me of a plastic bag, the way she’d float from guy to guy and somehow always make her way back to the trash

by Apachemars October 5, 2025