by SuckMyDick69420JamesCharles November 21, 2021
Get the Jackmug. A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.
Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".
by Jacks fill October 9, 2016
Get the what a Jack!mug. a guy who comes along in ur life and takes u out of a really dark place, shows u how to deal with ur mental health ; sadly u start to rely on this person. he meets ur whole family and they all love him and u promise them that he isn’t like the other guys who have mentally abused u or lied and cheated, but then shockingly starts to use u and cannot decide if he likes u or not. cheats on his gf and then won’t stop talking about her to u, which obviously really hurts u because u really like him, then he finally decides that he does like u and decides to ask u to be his girlfriend after 7 long months of back and forth and u date for a month and 2 days and he breaks up with u because he wants to be free and explore everything else, during ur relationship he would comment on this one specific girls posts and u would ask him not to because u didn’t like it but he still did and he would ditch u to go and meet her without telling u which was dodgy, but u weren’t controlling because u knew he was controlled in the past and didn’t wanna be that bitch so u let him but then come to find out that after he has broken up with u he has “developed” feelings for this girl and now u have to do a whole ass musical w him and pretend like u don’t wanna cry ur eyes out every 20 seconds. he has a wondering eye and is always trying to find “better” soooo u j deal w it and pretend like nothing happened cause YOURE A BAD BITCH
by if.u.cant.tell. April 12, 2020
Get the Jackmug. The gimp of zyneous
by Jenna Tollseus August 3, 2024
Get the Jack Pardellamug. 1. a fuckboy
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
"Have you seen Jack Cutler?"
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
by jackthecutter November 13, 2019
Get the Jack Cutlermug. It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021
Get the Jack Smithmug. by Michael LaTour April 20, 2008
Get the buck jackmug.