if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.

By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.

by Big Jay August 25, 2023

We needed the rain at this time

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.

Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???

by QuacksO August 26, 2023

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

Cherry-time

when 2 virgin people have Sex and take each other's virginity for the first time is called "Cherry time"

You can just ask anyone virgin (while being virgin yourself) to have cherry time "want a cherry time?" Because cherry-time means two virgin people losing it to each other

by Suraya_111 August 28, 2023

Drag Time

Always running late because it takes as long as it takes to look this fabulous!

Leslie: “Is Katy ready to leave or is she still doing her hair and makeup?”
Ryan: “Ugh, no, she’s running on Drag Time, again.”
Katy: “Y’all hush! It takes however long it takes to look this amazing!”

by KatyHaltertop September 3, 2023

Rider in Time

Someone who is indestructible and rides around in time forever and everywhere righting wrongs

Im a Rider in Time, Adamantine I'm indestructible

by HowardJulianRogers 08/01/1965 September 6, 2023