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Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming and when this could precede the statement.
They look like they would benefit from a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit.

Would you like a slap round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.
by baabaam May 13, 2022
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Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming. Used in jest between buddies or to denote ones appearance.
It made me feel like I'd been slapped round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit!

Would you like a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit....

They look like they've been slapped round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.
by baabaam May 13, 2022
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take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough
by grandma sweater June 3, 2022
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take a hot shower

a phrase to tell someone they aren’t horny enough
“ Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower by G”
by grandma sweater June 3, 2022
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Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.
Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.
by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022
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Red Hot Zone

A term commonly used in American Football. It refers to the area between the 7 yard line and the goal line in which the offense has a probability to score.
Hey bro, did you see Kyler Murray throw that interception in the Red Hot Zone?
by Ben Scrotumcock December 13, 2021
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Stooges Hot Carl

Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.
Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!
by BatShyteCreazzinz' December 18, 2021
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