Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.

Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").

by Chillbloney February 15, 2023

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Jack

They are very musical and like to play as many instruments as they can get their hands on. They are also very funny in a mysterious way so you never know what the next joke will be.
They are very emotionally intelligent but are underestimated in how good they are at understanding unique social situations. Very good to vent to.
They also enjoy learning as many things as possible so are decently good at many things, a “Jack of all trades” you could say.

“There goes Jack, one of the greatest people in existence”

by Mhushick June 19, 2023

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Jack Dragnet

An early-20th-centry undercover government agent who posed as a crime-boss in order to obtain enough evidence to make widespread arrests of underworld characters.

To this day it is unclear who murdered Bugsy Siegel, but it is rumored that Jack Dragnet might have had something to do with it, possibly in the course of one of his infamous raids or sting-operations.

by QuacksO November 8, 2019

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