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Hey Phil, can I borrow your jack-shack for an hour?

by Thomas Jonathon Crapper May 4, 2025

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Jack Kettlehat

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp

Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’

by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020

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He is a pussy hat. A poo smear of a son. You don't trust a Jack. He will ignore you for being different. A misogynistic man who will tell you to "speak English!" - The Paper Menagerie

"um - your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."

by PooPooPeePee2211 May 18, 2022

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seems really nice but talks to himself in hallways, he's always on tik tok and loves prentending to be good football. He may look like he smells good but he smells like shit. He love trump and supports it when away from friends. He has 2 signs hidden in his room. In class a lot of people see him looking at guns and may thing he's a school shooter. He might be on the spectrum but who knows,

Jack the type of school shooter

by Enrique Ortizzzz November 24, 2021

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