wary whack

Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".

I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.

by QuacksO February 9, 2019

Paddie Whack

Another word for vagina, created by a woman from the deep, deep woods of Kentucky

Hey Billy Bob, quit yer bitchin'; my paddie whack has taken enough of a poundin' already!!

by dmandog February 28, 2014

Whacking The Stinky

Phrase used to describe anal.

Last night, my mom caught Jenny and I whacking the stinky.

by Velocityistaken December 18, 2023

Sack whack

A whack to a guy’s sack

Mike- Hey Tyler.
Tyler- Yeah?
Mike- SACK WHACK!!
Tyler- OOOHHHHH!!!!!
Mike- HAHAHAHAHA
Tyler- Oh you think that’s funny, huh? DOUBLE SACK WHACK!!!
Mike- (High pitched groan in pain)
James- SACK WHACK (to Mike) AND DOUBLE SACK WHACK (to Tyler)
Tyler and Mike- I wanna die!!!

by ShamanViking September 9, 2020

whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

whack a moled

To get shot in the head

Keep talkin that shit nighas really gone get whack a moled

by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021