Example 1
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
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Cousin greg is a frequent flyer at the back and whack every 9th "massage" he gets the 10th free
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Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
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Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
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Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!
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