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Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.
Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.
by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025
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Goon

Sam weidman
Do u know Sam weidman?

Yeah, he a goon.
by Alex Taylor December 21, 2021
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Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.
I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.
by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025
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Flicker gooning

Flicker gooning refers to the act of gooning (masturbating) at extreme, almost Olympian speeds to experience an orgasm as quick as possible.
My longest flicker gooning session was 7 seconds!
by flicker gooner 76 May 23, 2024
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flicker goon

A form of gooning that is so advanced and unstable that most people aren't able to last more than 7 seconds. This form of gooning is similar to flickering a lightswitch but instead of a lightswitch it's your penis. If you do it right and at a specific spot, you won't be able to last for too long.
Person 1: I can usually last about 6 hours gooning
Person 2: What about flicker gooning? Usually I can only last 4 seconds when I flicker goon.
Person 1: Ooh, same for me, usually about 5 seconds.
by onlythisaudnerstand May 24, 2024
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Goon

An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick
Zach Schwanke is a complete Goon!!!!
by Perrin Word May 13, 2011
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Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons
Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023
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