Marcus

An elf. Short, massive ears and no regard for their own well being.

Marcus: I’mma jump off tree and try to do a front flip.
Other Kid: You look like an elf 🧝

by [e-mail] February 22, 2023

Marcus Lemonis day

December 9 is Marcus Lemonis day, on this day a billionaire will randomly show up to Christopher Columbus highschool and donate 10.1 Million dollars and cancel school the next day

December 9 is Marcus Lemonis day, on this day a billionaire will randomly show up to Christopher Columbus highschool and donate 10.1 Million dollars and cancel school the next day

by Clouds14 December 11, 2021

Marcus

Marcus has balls with such a large mass, it's hard for him to walk.

Bitch 1: "Did you see Marcus' huge balls?"
Bitch 2: "Yes! They made me orgasm by just looking at them."

by BigHarryMan69420 November 3, 2022

Marcus Jones

Marcus Jones AKA: MajorCensus.

MajorCensus is a legendary online gamer who is an inspirational leader to his soldiers and the PS3 gaming community.

"Maj is a word warrior who also knows his stuff about online shooters".

Marcus is a good friend of mine.

Is'nt Maj MIA?

Is'nt that "majorcensus" the leader of SB?

Hey Census, why dey all call'n you "Marcus Jones" ?

Hey Maj, aint your name an anagram of your real name?

Marcus Jones is the Real PSN: MajorCensus!

by MACHINMA BRO May 7, 2011

Marcus and Martinus

Very nice and beautiful boys that everyone will date! Has nice voices in these songs and can dance amazing!😍

OMG!! I just met Marcus and Martinus in the café 😍😍

by M&M faaaan January 7, 2018

Marcus

if a person is named Marcus all they do is eat donuts and watch fortnite all day and are usally fatter than there older brothers

yo marcus is eating a donut

by Marcus Houghtaling April 1, 2022

Marcus

An old English word meaning weighing fish.

We need to Marcus those fish to see if they are records or not.

by Bowhuntz March 10, 2022