by k. jordan June 10, 2021
"She has a Spit shined Rolex"
by Dean's bottom bitch December 23, 2015
When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.
Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
by Spit hand February 10, 2015
by PhilM80 June 05, 2019
by Piteryo November 24, 2017
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 23, 2020
A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 04, 2011