Riley Evans

A motherfucker who gets mad bitches by literally doing nothing whatsoever.

Isaiah- “Did you see Riley Evans hot that girls number?”

Shane- “Yea bro he didn’t even do nothing, just walked in there.”

by SuperHotTamales June 15, 2021

Evan Voils

Evan Voils gets no bitches

P1: Hey have you heard about Evan Voils?
P2: Yeah I heard he gets no bitches.

by HiiBoiz March 13, 2023

Kiler Evans

Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.

Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"

by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022

Do An Evans

The act of calling a talkback program whilst drunk.

"He's about to do an Evans, what a rof!"

by Pigman July 21, 2008

evan mason

A fucking cunt

You- "Hey EVAN MASON"

The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"

by Succy_memes May 25, 2018

lord evan

Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.

Lord Evan, people want to be him.

by Dland February 15, 2014

moriah evans

is a gorgeous and attractive person. She's out going and has a positive vibe most of the time. Moriah Evans is a funny person and loves to joke around. Rarely will you see her down, she's a great listener and is a loud person. She has a great heart get you a friend like her!!!!!!!!!

Moriah Evans brightens my day all the time!!!!

by @getlikeher May 7, 2018