A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.
by iloveandmissuall December 23, 2014
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A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob
I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love
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An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare
Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered
by averyoriginalusername September 8, 2022
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To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.
by KyHavers June 26, 2023
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an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe
im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at
by chuckles899 October 16, 2014
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Accepting that, while it's perfectly natural to want to fight against hierarchical structures, social hierarchies are also perfectly natural and are an essential part of existing as an intelligent, social species. Serotonin-based social hierarchies have existed for 100's of millions of years and due to the nature of their existence they can never truly be destroyed, only replaced.
Yeah bro, Bakunin's take on the dictatorship of the proletariat was pretty based and Lobster pilled.
by hello muddah September 20, 2022
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