Kevin

Louis Tomlinson’s best friend. Kevin is a pigeon.

“Hey look at that pigeon.”

“KEVIN!!”

by ihavejellybeansupmyassrightnow October 13, 2019

Kevin

Kevin in Latin "ke and Vin" means someone who is really ignorant and cocky. Someone who never listens to anybody even if he knows he is wrong. He will never admit defeat. He may be smart in books but out side He got a brain of a guinea pig.

Omg he is such a kevin, I can't believe how much of a idiot he is.

by Jelina jackie October 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the most amazing, kindest person on the big green, polluted Earth you will ever meet. He is smart, sexy, and just an all-out BOSS at everything. He's sweet, but has a few dark sides that may sometimes scare you, but you will love him no matter what. Everyone needs a Kevin in his/her life.

~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~

~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...

TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!

~GracieChan

Kevin is my Boyf.

by GracieChanYeet666 September 27, 2019

Kevin

A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.

Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot

by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018

Kevin

Smart, nice, and cute.

“Kevin got straight a’s”

by Haley’s. May 22, 2018

kevinize

to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc

"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"

"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"

"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"

"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"

by Smergy Borfendorf November 13, 2013

Kevin

Kevin is your basic non-abusive step-dad. He drives everyone to softball practice, and is also the coach. Kevin loves wearing polo shirts and khakis, so people often mocks him for being way too basic. Kevin also likes black coffee and is extremely socially akward. He’s your basic 50 year old back burner bitch.

“Hey Kevin, is that a new shirt?”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”

by Senketsu April 17, 2019