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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a god who has came down to teach us all of the amazing music that is out there.

She has songs teaching us life, love, friendship and terrible times which tell us that we can get through it by shaking it off.
Millie - OMG I love Taylor Swift! She is so inspirational
Zara - I hate her! Her music is soo bad
Indie - We understand that you have hate towards her bit pls kepp to yourself
Zara - Fine

*storms off while Millie and Indie high five*

Both - Taylor Swift rules!!
by ilovetaylorswift22 July 3, 2024
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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Taylor swift

the worst music artist that has ever existed
“have u heard taylor swift made another song, pretty shit isn’t it”
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Taylor Swift

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name
FFS Taylor Swift C'mon she's bloody everywhere
by big ginger 88 August 6, 2024
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Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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