Dashing bonsai

Bully and bossy always trying be king of the but was brutally replaced by a spinosaurus

Dashing bonsai is a furry dinosaur

by Steviethemob March 27, 2022

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Fagle-dash

When someone sits on a 5 gallon to take a poop, instead of the toilet

He did a Fagle-dash and took a poop in the bucket and didn’t even wipe his butt

by Lavishly loved July 18, 2021

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A quick, yet effective, blow job. The receiver cums ('splash') and the giver doesn't hang about afterwards ('dash').

We didn't have much time, so it was a splash dash instead of a full quickie.

by koala1603 April 02, 2024

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You have sex with a hoe then fucking run away from her after it

"yo man, i just smash and dashed a hoe."

by BigPapaKermi December 04, 2017

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I met this girl last night but I only wanted to smash and dash because she cray cray

by Bennyboi0026 December 20, 2023

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When you fuck someone and flee the scene. You DO NOT talk to them again or hangout with them. You were just in it for the pussy or dick

Noah: ima smash and dash this bitch

Tyler: bet you should she’s a milf

by Fuckitrightboi January 25, 2020

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by notvictorchavez January 26, 2018

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