by tpd123 March 04, 2017
Smith walked into the club wearing his best tuxedo. A few select women were leaving snail trails and he had an idea this would be a good night. Late that night one of the female's he had his eye on said to him, "Smith do you think you can make my vertical smile cry?" Having a good idea she wanted her taco to cry they hastily headed for the the door. Later that night Smith left that woman's crying taco streaming with tears as if she were at a funeral.
by reallynoideahere September 27, 2010
by rubyrude.infinite July 28, 2017
watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.
by Bagel384 March 09, 2008
While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.
by Wally The Wonder Lama May 03, 2011
by Brown Sauce January 21, 2011
by JWSZ August 08, 2009