Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.
The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.
The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.
by Kile Hanzens May 07, 2021
T.G is an acronym for the adjective table gay.
You will often feel table gay when you had just had science for 4th period and you're now very fidgety and can't sit still. You can not catch or manifest T.G without being depressed, gay, and having mild to severe ADHD. When you are feeling table gay your whole body is smiling but your soul is slowly leaving, it's innocence dissolving, and your will to live slowly gets sucked away like boba. T.G on its own is not bad but if not kept in check can make you feel very impulsive to set something on fire or cause harm/damage or to fuck your enemy's mum. If you have a reputation to uphold you should probably get rid of T.G. The only way to get rid of it is to stand on something tall and scream as loud as you can then dip your head in ice water wrap yourself in a shock blanket and sit in an empty bathtub. Ur welcome bitch.
You will often feel table gay when you had just had science for 4th period and you're now very fidgety and can't sit still. You can not catch or manifest T.G without being depressed, gay, and having mild to severe ADHD. When you are feeling table gay your whole body is smiling but your soul is slowly leaving, it's innocence dissolving, and your will to live slowly gets sucked away like boba. T.G on its own is not bad but if not kept in check can make you feel very impulsive to set something on fire or cause harm/damage or to fuck your enemy's mum. If you have a reputation to uphold you should probably get rid of T.G. The only way to get rid of it is to stand on something tall and scream as loud as you can then dip your head in ice water wrap yourself in a shock blanket and sit in an empty bathtub. Ur welcome bitch.
by alex cadaver October 11, 2021
1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.
2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."
Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
by Matchstick Mafia February 18, 2009
"You're always pissing on his table"
"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"
"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"
"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"
"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"
by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014
by sugarvine July 11, 2009
1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.
2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.
2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.
by lickmybutthole101 May 30, 2009
The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”
by Monkey's Dad July 02, 2021