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struggle sword

A male phallus that cannot get hard ( erectile disfunction )
I woke up next to this fat beast the next morning, man did I have a "struggle sword"!
by nakaknak December 14, 2007
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Jack of Swords

A person (usually cis) who lets their partner be dominated by trans women. They love being belittled, supportive, and docile to their King of Swords while their woman gets all her holes filled by her gock.

See also:
Queen of Swords
Trans Woman (KoS): Hey, IDK if you know this but your wife has a Queen of Swords tattoo, are you a Jack of Swords?
Cis Guy: I... I know, I really love trans girls. They're extremely beautiful and much better lovers of women than me. It's an honor to know my wife is getting pleasured by someone who can really do a good job.
Trans Woman: What a good boy!~ I'll let you watch with a cage on next time.
by Aelwen April 30, 2024
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Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020
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Sword Swallowing

When a girl takes a guy's dick down her throat like a magic trick.
"Man, you're good at swallowing my sword!"
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."
by The_Original_Deep_Fried_Meme September 11, 2018
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Sword Swapper

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.
“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”

I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.
by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022
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Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.
"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020
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